This is how I eat
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COME ALONG BORT
no, my son is also named bort
I repeat, we are out of BORT license plates in the gift shop!
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Merry something
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)
You’ve said the same thing to two of my friends now, you’re just a cheap floozy